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PickUpLines101 is an addictive blog that has hilarious pickup lines guaranteed to get you slapped if they were to ever be said to anyone.
This blog is in good fun and nature and our intention is not to hurt or judge anyone. :)
Feel free to ask me anything! and submit if you have a good line.
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7 months ago
24 October 2011
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I have a very strange feeling that you have a very attractive vagina. Am i right?
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7 months ago
16 October 2011
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32
I’ve got a condom in my pocket with your name on it.
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7 months ago
6 October 2011
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11
If you are going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
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8 months ago
5 October 2011
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8
First of all, im not a cop. Second of all, what can i get for 50 bucks.
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8 months ago
5 October 2011
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21
Would you mind if i touched your belly button? … What about if i did it from the inside?
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8 months ago
4 October 2011
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3
I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feeding mask.
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8 months ago
4 October 2011
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15
You must be a parking ticket, because you have FINE written all over you.
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8 months ago
4 October 2011
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17
Why dont you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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8 months ago
3 October 2011
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I’m really good at math: U + I = 69.
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8 months ago
3 October 2011
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13
My face seats five, LOL.
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